Two teenies having wild lesbian sex on the floor

She cures his phallic phobia

I came back to the on-campus apartment I share with Ashley Britney and Kimberly after my late afternoon Intermediate Greek II class. The three of them danced feverishly in the living room to a song called The Love Machine by Country Joe and the Fish. Britney had borrowed some old tunes from her father who claimed he knew Country Joe and the Fish when back then.

Hey Ashley those Fish don t sound like chicks to me I overheard Britney remark confused. The others giggled.

My three roommates all wore shirts with EAT ME—I M A CLAM on the front and SUPPORT ED on the back. Ashley wore a T-shirt Britney a tank top and Kimberly a sweatshirt. All the shirts were white with green lettering.

Who s Ed? I inquired.

There s no Ed Kimberly replied. It s an acronym.

For what Erectile Dysfunction?

No Sarah—Environmental Defense Kimberly explained. You know that real shy and real cute dude who always has a booth outside the gym passing out pamphlets and stuff?

Yeah I think his name is Jesse.

Well Jesse is a member of Environmental Defense and he s doing a promotion for Earth Day.

Wow I love those shirts. I think I ll go get me one.

Oh yeah Britney agreed. I wore mine to my Celtic Paganism class and Dr. Continue Reading »